It’s Monday and yet, I’m still not back yet. And you are wondering why? Tomorrow will be real interesting. I’ll be writing about all the weird ass people that actually sent me a text message the other day and all of the weird things they said. Of course if you haven’t sent me a weird text message yet, send me one now. 870.373.3713
Make it interesting if you want a response.
More blog below.
But on with important matters. Ones of insignificance.
I must say it’s amazing at how things change. This is my favorite Slipknot song now. Vermillion Pt2 is a close second but this one is the one that really speaks to me. Photographs and such are to come tomorrow of all the wonderful people I ran into while I was in Texas. Who knows. Maybe I’ll shave my head again or go tan and attempt to look like a dirty mexican once again. Sorry Robert. I couldn’t resist. Everyone else. That went over your head so don’t act like your offended.
Wish me luck on the drive. If you don’t hear from me again. I died in a firey crash on my way home.
-Paul Sexton aka paulstream
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That stands for Jesus Titty Fucking Christ for those of you that have been left in the dark your entire lives. It’s the day after saturday. Unfortunate that there aren’t any cool videos about Sunday to share with the world. Kind of the TWKUK video for Saturday. But I’m getting ahead of myself. I suppose this video will have to do. Yup I’m kicking it old school again and conjuring up some memories that some of the people wish they didn’t have. Well tough titty said the kitty. Deal with it.
Enjoy the video. Leave comments on the fucked up nature of the video so I can have something to read when I return.
-Paul Sexton aka paulstream
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I need to quit smoking. When I first came back to Arkansas I did really, really well with cutting way down. I was a 3 pack a day smoker and managed to cut back to half of one a day. Now I’ve climbed back up to between one and two packs a day. Fucking Camels. Camel Menthol Wides to be exact. Speaking of camels. For those of you that haven’t seen this. Its fucking hilarious. This video may not be suitable for people under the age of 18. However neither is my blog in general. More blog below.
Mwahaha. I laugh every single time I watch that. Out loud laughing. Kind of a LOL, but I attempt to avoid that now. Thanks BS. I wonder what is going on with me today? You’re confused. This is written in advance. I’m in Texas remember. Oh you didn’t know? Well yes indeed I am in Texas. Considering it’s Saturday I wonder if I’ve decided what day I’m coming back just yet or not. Don’t worry. Lots of great writings to come. These are more like time fillers, just to keep you wet until I return to a computer and get to write about my adventures. In the mean time. Shoot me a txt. 870.373.3713. Do not call. I won’t answer. Also make the text weird, possibly clever if you feel that you can pull it off.
Peace Homie
-Paul Sexton aka paulstream
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Alright so we all remember Tetris. Probably the single most addictive game in the known universe. Here is a wonderful version of it, that actually stays true to the original tetris design. Posted merely for your entertainment. Enjoy and dont forget to leave a comment or two. I’ve included the link that has some other pretty cool games on it. Addictive Games – Play Free Flash Games
Don’t forget to leave some love or more than likely hate on yesterdays vlog!
-Paul Sexton aka paulstream
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Todays vlog! Its the first one and I ran into all sorts of technical difficulties. Its a little choppy and the frame looks a little weird, but it’ll all be worked out next week once I’ve upgraded to Adobe Premiere Elements 7!
This week we talk about Rasterbation! No you pervs it’s not what you think. It’s all about taking a picture and blowing it up super sized (ever bigger than mcdonalds supersized) and sticking it somewhere. Up your ass for all I care. But bottom line is if you do it just right it can look pretty cool. There is an online generator so that you can make your own. I used a picture of my hands that I photoshopped and blew it up, and stuck it on the wall in my room, in the corner to give it a little depth when you’re looking at it.
Go ahead, Rasterbate all weekend and when you’re done. Send me a picture so I can see it. Emails on the right or just post it somewhere and drop me a link. Go here to the generator and create your own rasterbation
Hands Of Paul
Also, in case you’ve missed it or haven’t watched my video yet, Microsoft has a blunder. They run two different ad campaigns, using the same picture, however have used photoshop to remove a black man from the ad that was being run in the USofA. They replace him with a white man in the Polish ad. Which leaves us all to wonder: what in the hell does Polland have against black people? And how many black people actually live in Polland? Two very valid questions that we may never actually know the answer to. Personally I feel that Microsoft should have taken the route below and used my picture, but then again they didn’t ask my opinion about it.
What I thought Microsoft should have done for their polish ad!
The Moral of the Story…
An elephant and a mouse are walking together through the jungle when the elephant falls into a very large hole. The hole is so large that try as he might, the elephant is unable to climb out. So the mouse says, “Hang on, I’ll get something to drag you out with” and leaves. A little while later the mouse returns driving a Porsche and with a rope tied to the bumper bar and he drags the elephant out of the hole. The two friends continue their stroll through the jungle when all of a sudden, the mouse falls into a hole. The elephant immediately stands over the hole and squatting over it, lowers his penis so the mouse can grab it and lift himself out of the hole.
Moral of the story: “If your dick is long enough you dont need a Porsche.”
As I’m sure you all feel dumber for reading and watching this, I gaurantee* next week will be better.
As far as “WHAT THE FUCK IS DEAL WITH THE CRUSHED EGGS?’…Ponder it a while and perhaps I’ll explain it later
*gaurantee is more like, hopefully
-Paul Sexton aka paulstream
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After several months of screwing off, deleting paulstream and experimenting with some new ideas, wordpress wins and it all comes back. Well…everything except the old blogs. Out with the old and in with the new. Except this time there is a twist … Read more
Well I've finally gotten around to changing my theme up. Not quite satisfied but maybe after a little time spent tweaking I'll be ready to rock and roll again.
-Paul Sexton
08/23/2010
